I'm sat at my computer freezing my tits off. I'd go down and sort the heating out... If I actually knew how too. For some reason, in the winter, my room and the study (Which is where I spend all of my time) Are the coldest fucking places, but when Summer comes around, they turn into some kind of magical mystical sauna of cock sweat and mashed potato...
No, not that at all, but the point is, it gets so mother fucking hot it makes me want to harm people... Seriously.
About the title of the Blog. I've been playing Skyrim more. It re-lit my love for Bathesda, so I whipped out my copy of Oblivion (Which I had to get back off of my friend who was being totally unreasonable) Popped it in the PS3 and was instantly dissapointed with what I was experiencing. I seriously forgot what Oblivion was actually like, in my head I always remembered it to be an amazing, beautiful looking, smooth all-round decent game... Boy. Was I wrong? Yes. Yes I was.
I'm even a little upset to be honest, has this ever happened to you? You've loved something for a while, you forget about it, then go back to it and it just sucks so much dick you just want to pour boiling hot Baileys down your Urethra? I have. Its blistered, but on the mend...
Oblivion sucks so much dick it's untrue. I actually tried to like it when I was playing it today... It didn't happen. I obviously could have loved it all that much, because all of the games I grew up with and loved are still amazing to me! Example, MarioKart, Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Timesplitters and even mother fucking Crash Bandicoot. I think I got blinded by some kind of RPG monster. I may have only liked it because it was the first RPG I ever played? I dunno, I'm just really dissapointed.
ON THE OTHER HAND.
(Not to offend all you Thalidomides out there)
SUPER POKEMON RUMBLE IS FUCKING AMAZING! Thats Pokemon Rumble Blast to all you Non-UK peeps. Oh my god, I love everything about it. It reminds me very much of that mode in Tekken where you walked the streets and beat the shit out of random people? When you picked up health it screamed CHICKEN at you.
Oh. Its so good.
Totally worth $35
I had an absolute horrible night last night. Work was so fucking dull and boring it just made me want to cry. However, coming home, playing a bit of MarioKart and talking to Sam, whilst pooping and bathing made me feel a lot better. Especially when he sent me pictures of him pooping and in the bath... Not at the same time, that would be wierd....
So, as I normally do when I'm in a bad mood, I resorted to Twitter. Shouting at everything and everyone, where I got confronted for saying the word 'Cunt' I don't know if you've ever had a conversation with me, but people who get offended at what I say make me wanna cut them up big-style. Whats the point in getting offended? Seriously, "Oh, thats really offended me"... AND?! Fucking deal with it yeah? Jokes are funny. Anything can be made fun of, people who laugh at one thing and get upset at another seriously just need hanging from a really tall mans toe... Wait, no, that doesn't make sense... Either laugh at everything, or nothing at all... Otherwise you're just a Hypnotoad-- Oops, I mean Hypocrite.
Going to go lather myself up now. Need a shower BIG TIME! Might snap a few pictures for you sammy boy. <3
Have a nice night everyone. I would really appreciate it if you followed us using twitter and retweeting our blog stuff. Would be nice for meeeeee :D
TATTYBYEBYE.
See. I didn't actually make that up....
I played Skyrim for the first time today.
ReplyDeleteMade a Dark Elf with being an evil mage/thief in mind. But I walked into a village and just began getting bombarded with errands and different trades and skills and whatnot and I thought I cant be arsed doing all this again.
Been there done that bought the tiger.
Before I went to put the Deus Ex DLC on I electrocuted one of the townsfolks chickens and it all kicked off. Legged it up onto the veranda and this wench tried assaulting me with a dagger so I flamed her, took off her blouse and threw her off the ledge into the town and I dived into the river and escaped.
Roll on Diablo 3 though... (woop Blizzard) :)
...and then all of a sudden a lost a day n a half.
ReplyDeleteLooks sweet on PC mind you.