Meca bandits - oli

Good day all!
I've not posted in bare time, so thought i'd take a time out to blog about recent shenanigans. As you may be aware (if you live in sheffield or various other parts of england) it snowed yesterday. As usual, everyone and their pet dolphin posted about it on the facebook, as per. But while they were all making snow men, me and a few friends of mine decided to walk home from town at around 11 o'clock, get high and take a very eventful trip to tesco! I can not stress how fun this was..... We decided to buy everthing that was out of place in the shop.... So ended up coming to the till with a pepper, silly string, jafa cakes, corriander and 24 eggs among other things. I cant imagine what total full on retards we looked. After half an hour of egging daniel radcliffes moon face we decided to then egg meca bingo... As you do....infact, I hope there was some lonely old fagget playing bingo that we scared the living daylights out of. Because im a horrid boy, and was analy abused by my father as a child
Anyway! Must be off! Got to go sculpt some next level snow penis in my garden with vains and the like.... Tatty bye!

Dicks 'n Butts. - Lewis

I’m sat here. After just seeing a bad ass motherfucking film (Chronicle) and flying The Red Baron into a group of Prositutes. Not in real life though, that would be madness.

GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN-ANDREAS. This is actually one of my all time favorite games. There is no way you can put a play limit onto this. It literally makes my dick as hard as it was when Enter Shikari played Juggernauts when I saw them live. I even shed a few happy tears as I got the shit laid into me in the pits. Call me a faggot all you want. Such a good song. Anyway, back to GTA:SA. I can safely say that I will never ever get bored of this game, I think Rockstar needed to revisit that when they were creating GTAV, because then it might not suck as much dick as I predict it too, just like GTAIV was. Man, that was a bad game, this is even coming from a GTA fan boy, I really tried to love it, but I just couldn’t, It lacked something… Maybe the physics? They were way too fucking realistic, what the fuck is that about? No one wants a car to handle properly when you play a game like that, you wanna fill it full of cheat codes and fuck shit up, just like the old days, when 10 of you huddled round your 19” CRT SD screen because your mother wouldn’t buy you an 18 game. The coolest kid was always the one with GTA. I’ll never forget the day I was at a sleepover, and we found out you could pick up prostitutes, take them somewhere private and rail them like there was no tomorrow, without fully knowing what was going on in the back of the car you were in, I was just happy that it replenished your health, but only in later life, I discovered what was actually going on, which made me even more tempted to take her somewhere, rail her, and beat the shit out of her with a Policemans truncheon. Fucking love my messed up mind. Its just entertaining.

I’m sat here listening to a bit of Matisyahu, hence the ‘SOTD’ that I posted earlier, and putting the 2nd season of Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles onto my iPad so I can lay in bed tomorrow before college and just mong out for a bit.

I got back from seeing the new film, Chronicle, which I was un-surprisingly impressed with, I’ve loved every single one of the adverts that have come out, and to put the cherry on top, they didn’t even put the good fucking bits into the adverts, which is always a nice surprise when you see bitchaz getting ripped up by bad ass mind powers etc. I was also the FIRST PERSON EVER to rate this film on IMDb, I’m not sure how, I think I saw a preview screening, because all of the adverts said that it’s not out until the 6th. I really enjoyed it.

Saw Chronicle, I say SEE Chronicle.

I got my second gym induction tomorrow, apparently teaching me how to use the weight machines, I understand why they do it and everything, but it isn’t half boring as shit. Seriously, I’ve been to Gyms before (Shocker, I know) But I really know how to do reps properly, which, upon watching people yesterday when I did the Cardio induction, most of the fucking people who were working out didn’t, they were doing everything wrong.

Silly People.

I think thats about all I have to say, I’m going to post pictures and shit for a bit I think. Not that anyone 

Zombies, Gangbangs, Shelves and Communities. - Sam

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It's short. - Sam

Lewis says he's going to go over to tumblr. That makes me sad, because it's pretty much lookatme-imahipster.givemeattention.com. Shame, Lewis was such a nice boy. I hope he doesn't abandon this blog-ette.

Where have I been? Where do I start? I've been playing a lot of games, and watching a lot of shows, such as Community, Breaking Bad, and The League, which is where Jon Lajoie is absolutely brilliant if you're a fan of him on the youtubes. I've also got to give Oli and Lewis some clue as to what I did sunday (and pretty much every day of last week) and what I've spent a lot of time on recently. I can't just tell them straight up however, that'd be boring. So go listen to Weezer's "In The Garage" and it'll give you a clue in the first verse what I've spent my weekend being doing.

Where's Oliver been? No idea. Probably whacking it over Never Shout Never like some prepubescent girl, seeing as they're his flavour of the month. Never Shout Never being flavour of the month I mean, not young girls. That'd probably be more acceptable.

I don't have much else to put. Here's some decent music I found recently on my travels. Has the garage rock sound of Sex Bob-om, but in a real band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZpznGLiRk

Also I just realised that when I write this blog, I have to sign in to Lewis' google account. I also just used google to doublecheck the spelling of 'prepubescent' so if Lewis has any way of looking at his past google searches, that's going to look fucking weird. My apologies Lewjizz.

Tonight is a wondrous night. -Lewis

Right now I'm sat in my kitchen drinking with my dad, we do this thing every now and again when we drink and play each other the music that we're into at the moment, I think that it's scary how alike we are musically, well, not alike, more appreciative of each others music, for example, he loved punk when he was my age, and at the moment im really into Skacore/reggae, so he's here playing me all his old stuff and im busting out stuff like Lefty At The Washout and Matisyahu. He actually likes my stuff, which is always good, I love making people like my music... It makes me feel like a good person, I just love introducing people to my music, I feel like I owe something to the band that they really deserve, just like the band Brand New, I have made so many people fall in love with them it's untrue. Speaking of which, I've finally found someone who shares my love for ska and reggae, a guy called Pete, I work with him, he does crisps. He is awesome. One of the people that I actually find tolerable in that fucking place. It's good that I've found someone with a common interest with the fucking intellect to actually hold a conversation that isn't about Strictly Come Dancing or East-Fucking-Enders. I know that that's not quite fair to say, because I've met some fucking amazing people through that place, and if it wasn't for that fact, I think I would have quit by now, the money isn't worth being as depressed as I was. Speaking of which, you know that feeling that you get when you're fucking miserable for about 6 weeks, them you just have a proper lapse of about a week where you're just on top of the world? I've got that going on at the moment. I think that's all about I have to say. Now I should shamelessly plug everything I am involved with? Facebook.com/LOGZORDZ @SeedyMuffin Instagram - seedymuffin Daily booth - SeedyMuffin Tumblr.com/Barrychucklescunt Whitemuffinblog.blogspot.com Ps. I like tuna.

Well, I was wrong. -Lewis

Well, I was wrong. Wrong about Goon.

I went to see it earlier. Fucking. Loved. It. This is easily the best film so far for me in 2012. Which may not seem very good. But, I watch a lot of fucking films.
I make a list of all of the films I watch on iMDB, Which is like my Film Lovers guide. I rate and tweet everything I watch. Even the series's that I keep watching. Anyone wanna follow me, its @SeedyMuffin. Its mostly rage and anger, but sometimes I give my opinion on films n' shit.
But Yeah, Goon. I fucking loved it. It had me giggling all the way through it. I can't really describe the genre of the film, it was wierd, It was a low-brow attempt at a serious Comedy film. I know thats not a right good branding of it, but I really enjoyed it.

It made me laugh as much as Step Brothers and Dodgeball when I first saw them. Which is wierd, because films don't tend to make me laugh all that much, but this just made me giggle, which is a bit wierd, because not many people in the cinema were laughing, or at least I didn't think they were, I dunno, I was too busy enjoying it.

I've decided I'm not going to post every post to facebook, I can feel my friends getting annoyed with me, I'll still tweet everything, as I only know about 11 people in real life that follow me on there. Which is always nice, I still feel that I have some privacy at the same time as expressing myself.
Jesus Christ, that made me sound so gay didn't it?

Well, Thats all thats happened to me since I last blogged.

I'm considering changing the password of the blog, since Sam and Oli don't seem to want to do it anymore...

Massive Boner for Netflix -Lewis

AS THE TITLE SUGGESTS; I STILL HAVE A MASSIVE BONER FOR NETFLIX!
Everyone needs to go get their free trial etc.
My Blackberry has broken. Which is always a plus. Piece of shit. I'm having to use my old Nokia Brick.

I'm thinking of getting a HTC Cha Cha, they're on offer at the Carphone Warehouse when I get paid. It'll give me a chance to try out Android before I get my iPhone in June.I've never had an Android phone y'see, I was on the HTC hype before Android was even invented. Then I got my blackberry and it was just awful. It was awful, but it was mine, and it did what I needed it too, thats why I'm mad. Its not good.

This is the phone I'm getting. I think its about the same as the Blackberry with a bit of touchscreen and Android Gingerbread on it. Which is always nice. Its got a really good camera on it as well apparently.

I'm just pissed off that about 4 weeks after I sell my old Blackberry, My existing Blackberry fucking breaks. 

I'm just watching some more Weeds. This show is fantastic, I'm going to be right upset when I've finished watching it because I won't have anything to watch... OH YEAH. I HAVE NETFLIX! I'M JSUT GONNA WATCH DEXTER, BREAKING BAD, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT ETC. By which time there will probably be new shows that I'll want to watch.

CAN GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about it now, Because if anyone actually reads this, I can make a safe bet that no one wants to fucking hear about it 24/7.

I'm going out tonight, I'm going to watch that new Sean William Scott film, I think its called Goon, something like that... I'm not going with High hopes, because at the end of the day, the advert looks like a poor attempt at a comedy film. I'm sure I'll probably hate it anyway, and then I'll come on here and bitch about how wank it was, and demand some form of money back. Even though I have an Unlimited card.

I think thats about it. Nothing more to say. Apart from Weeds is great. Y'all should all watch it.