Meca bandits - oli

Good day all!
I've not posted in bare time, so thought i'd take a time out to blog about recent shenanigans. As you may be aware (if you live in sheffield or various other parts of england) it snowed yesterday. As usual, everyone and their pet dolphin posted about it on the facebook, as per. But while they were all making snow men, me and a few friends of mine decided to walk home from town at around 11 o'clock, get high and take a very eventful trip to tesco! I can not stress how fun this was..... We decided to buy everthing that was out of place in the shop.... So ended up coming to the till with a pepper, silly string, jafa cakes, corriander and 24 eggs among other things. I cant imagine what total full on retards we looked. After half an hour of egging daniel radcliffes moon face we decided to then egg meca bingo... As you do....infact, I hope there was some lonely old fagget playing bingo that we scared the living daylights out of. Because im a horrid boy, and was analy abused by my father as a child
Anyway! Must be off! Got to go sculpt some next level snow penis in my garden with vains and the like.... Tatty bye!

Dicks 'n Butts. - Lewis

I’m sat here. After just seeing a bad ass motherfucking film (Chronicle) and flying The Red Baron into a group of Prositutes. Not in real life though, that would be madness.

GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN-ANDREAS. This is actually one of my all time favorite games. There is no way you can put a play limit onto this. It literally makes my dick as hard as it was when Enter Shikari played Juggernauts when I saw them live. I even shed a few happy tears as I got the shit laid into me in the pits. Call me a faggot all you want. Such a good song. Anyway, back to GTA:SA. I can safely say that I will never ever get bored of this game, I think Rockstar needed to revisit that when they were creating GTAV, because then it might not suck as much dick as I predict it too, just like GTAIV was. Man, that was a bad game, this is even coming from a GTA fan boy, I really tried to love it, but I just couldn’t, It lacked something… Maybe the physics? They were way too fucking realistic, what the fuck is that about? No one wants a car to handle properly when you play a game like that, you wanna fill it full of cheat codes and fuck shit up, just like the old days, when 10 of you huddled round your 19” CRT SD screen because your mother wouldn’t buy you an 18 game. The coolest kid was always the one with GTA. I’ll never forget the day I was at a sleepover, and we found out you could pick up prostitutes, take them somewhere private and rail them like there was no tomorrow, without fully knowing what was going on in the back of the car you were in, I was just happy that it replenished your health, but only in later life, I discovered what was actually going on, which made me even more tempted to take her somewhere, rail her, and beat the shit out of her with a Policemans truncheon. Fucking love my messed up mind. Its just entertaining.

I’m sat here listening to a bit of Matisyahu, hence the ‘SOTD’ that I posted earlier, and putting the 2nd season of Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles onto my iPad so I can lay in bed tomorrow before college and just mong out for a bit.

I got back from seeing the new film, Chronicle, which I was un-surprisingly impressed with, I’ve loved every single one of the adverts that have come out, and to put the cherry on top, they didn’t even put the good fucking bits into the adverts, which is always a nice surprise when you see bitchaz getting ripped up by bad ass mind powers etc. I was also the FIRST PERSON EVER to rate this film on IMDb, I’m not sure how, I think I saw a preview screening, because all of the adverts said that it’s not out until the 6th. I really enjoyed it.

Saw Chronicle, I say SEE Chronicle.

I got my second gym induction tomorrow, apparently teaching me how to use the weight machines, I understand why they do it and everything, but it isn’t half boring as shit. Seriously, I’ve been to Gyms before (Shocker, I know) But I really know how to do reps properly, which, upon watching people yesterday when I did the Cardio induction, most of the fucking people who were working out didn’t, they were doing everything wrong.

Silly People.

I think thats about all I have to say, I’m going to post pictures and shit for a bit I think. Not that anyone