Zombies, Gangbangs, Shelves and Communities. - Sam

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It's short. - Sam

Lewis says he's going to go over to tumblr. That makes me sad, because it's pretty much lookatme-imahipster.givemeattention.com. Shame, Lewis was such a nice boy. I hope he doesn't abandon this blog-ette.

Where have I been? Where do I start? I've been playing a lot of games, and watching a lot of shows, such as Community, Breaking Bad, and The League, which is where Jon Lajoie is absolutely brilliant if you're a fan of him on the youtubes. I've also got to give Oli and Lewis some clue as to what I did sunday (and pretty much every day of last week) and what I've spent a lot of time on recently. I can't just tell them straight up however, that'd be boring. So go listen to Weezer's "In The Garage" and it'll give you a clue in the first verse what I've spent my weekend being doing.

Where's Oliver been? No idea. Probably whacking it over Never Shout Never like some prepubescent girl, seeing as they're his flavour of the month. Never Shout Never being flavour of the month I mean, not young girls. That'd probably be more acceptable.

I don't have much else to put. Here's some decent music I found recently on my travels. Has the garage rock sound of Sex Bob-om, but in a real band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZpznGLiRk

Also I just realised that when I write this blog, I have to sign in to Lewis' google account. I also just used google to doublecheck the spelling of 'prepubescent' so if Lewis has any way of looking at his past google searches, that's going to look fucking weird. My apologies Lewjizz.

Tonight is a wondrous night. -Lewis

Right now I'm sat in my kitchen drinking with my dad, we do this thing every now and again when we drink and play each other the music that we're into at the moment, I think that it's scary how alike we are musically, well, not alike, more appreciative of each others music, for example, he loved punk when he was my age, and at the moment im really into Skacore/reggae, so he's here playing me all his old stuff and im busting out stuff like Lefty At The Washout and Matisyahu. He actually likes my stuff, which is always good, I love making people like my music... It makes me feel like a good person, I just love introducing people to my music, I feel like I owe something to the band that they really deserve, just like the band Brand New, I have made so many people fall in love with them it's untrue. Speaking of which, I've finally found someone who shares my love for ska and reggae, a guy called Pete, I work with him, he does crisps. He is awesome. One of the people that I actually find tolerable in that fucking place. It's good that I've found someone with a common interest with the fucking intellect to actually hold a conversation that isn't about Strictly Come Dancing or East-Fucking-Enders. I know that that's not quite fair to say, because I've met some fucking amazing people through that place, and if it wasn't for that fact, I think I would have quit by now, the money isn't worth being as depressed as I was. Speaking of which, you know that feeling that you get when you're fucking miserable for about 6 weeks, them you just have a proper lapse of about a week where you're just on top of the world? I've got that going on at the moment. I think that's all about I have to say. Now I should shamelessly plug everything I am involved with? Facebook.com/LOGZORDZ @SeedyMuffin Instagram - seedymuffin Daily booth - SeedyMuffin Tumblr.com/Barrychucklescunt Whitemuffinblog.blogspot.com Ps. I like tuna.

Well, I was wrong. -Lewis

Well, I was wrong. Wrong about Goon.

I went to see it earlier. Fucking. Loved. It. This is easily the best film so far for me in 2012. Which may not seem very good. But, I watch a lot of fucking films.
I make a list of all of the films I watch on iMDB, Which is like my Film Lovers guide. I rate and tweet everything I watch. Even the series's that I keep watching. Anyone wanna follow me, its @SeedyMuffin. Its mostly rage and anger, but sometimes I give my opinion on films n' shit.
But Yeah, Goon. I fucking loved it. It had me giggling all the way through it. I can't really describe the genre of the film, it was wierd, It was a low-brow attempt at a serious Comedy film. I know thats not a right good branding of it, but I really enjoyed it.

It made me laugh as much as Step Brothers and Dodgeball when I first saw them. Which is wierd, because films don't tend to make me laugh all that much, but this just made me giggle, which is a bit wierd, because not many people in the cinema were laughing, or at least I didn't think they were, I dunno, I was too busy enjoying it.

I've decided I'm not going to post every post to facebook, I can feel my friends getting annoyed with me, I'll still tweet everything, as I only know about 11 people in real life that follow me on there. Which is always nice, I still feel that I have some privacy at the same time as expressing myself.
Jesus Christ, that made me sound so gay didn't it?

Well, Thats all thats happened to me since I last blogged.

I'm considering changing the password of the blog, since Sam and Oli don't seem to want to do it anymore...

Massive Boner for Netflix -Lewis

AS THE TITLE SUGGESTS; I STILL HAVE A MASSIVE BONER FOR NETFLIX!
Everyone needs to go get their free trial etc.
My Blackberry has broken. Which is always a plus. Piece of shit. I'm having to use my old Nokia Brick.

I'm thinking of getting a HTC Cha Cha, they're on offer at the Carphone Warehouse when I get paid. It'll give me a chance to try out Android before I get my iPhone in June.I've never had an Android phone y'see, I was on the HTC hype before Android was even invented. Then I got my blackberry and it was just awful. It was awful, but it was mine, and it did what I needed it too, thats why I'm mad. Its not good.

This is the phone I'm getting. I think its about the same as the Blackberry with a bit of touchscreen and Android Gingerbread on it. Which is always nice. Its got a really good camera on it as well apparently.

I'm just pissed off that about 4 weeks after I sell my old Blackberry, My existing Blackberry fucking breaks. 

I'm just watching some more Weeds. This show is fantastic, I'm going to be right upset when I've finished watching it because I won't have anything to watch... OH YEAH. I HAVE NETFLIX! I'M JSUT GONNA WATCH DEXTER, BREAKING BAD, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT ETC. By which time there will probably be new shows that I'll want to watch.

CAN GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about it now, Because if anyone actually reads this, I can make a safe bet that no one wants to fucking hear about it 24/7.

I'm going out tonight, I'm going to watch that new Sean William Scott film, I think its called Goon, something like that... I'm not going with High hopes, because at the end of the day, the advert looks like a poor attempt at a comedy film. I'm sure I'll probably hate it anyway, and then I'll come on here and bitch about how wank it was, and demand some form of money back. Even though I have an Unlimited card.

I think thats about it. Nothing more to say. Apart from Weeds is great. Y'all should all watch it.

Stupid Title. -Lewis

ALLO. How is everyone? Good? Good. I have a few things to talk about in this post today. The first thing, Netflix. I have just found the best reason to never ever leave the house. For those of you who don't know, Netflix is just like Lovefilm without the postal service. It is 5.99 a month and you can just stream hundreds of films straight to your PC, iPod, iPhone, Xbox, PS3 and iPad. I have been sat at home all day watching films today. You start off with a 3 month free trial. Which in itself is a great incentive to start an account. I fucking love this service. It is so much better than LoveFilm for two sole purposes. 1.) it's full HD, on both console and mobile device. And 2.) the fact that they let you stream TV shows. Which just saves me illegally downloading them and having to convert them to a format that the iPad recognises. Which is just a massive fucking ball ache. Just a note, I'm not sponsered but Netflix or anything, I just think that it's a fucking great service and I think that people should try it out. I am writing this blog whilst watching Supersize Me. I bloody love documentaries, and there are fucking hundreds on Netflix. So yeah, I think that everyone should go out and try it out. Something else that I have to talk about? College is such a shithole. I don't like the fact that for the past 2 days, I've only had to go in for one lesson and it takes me about 35 minutes to get there. So it's taking me over an hour a day to get to college to be there for less than 2 hours. So I've been doing some media revision, even though I don't have any real exams until may. So it's all gonna be quite chilled. Jesusnchrist Americans are disgusting. This documentary should actually be really interesting. I'm not quite sure where Oli and Sam have disappeared too, since they haven't blogged in weeks. The third and the final thing that I wanted to talk about, Homeland. Homeland is a series that has stars in such as, Claire Danes (Baz Lurhmans Romeo and Juliet) Damien Lewis (Band Of Brothers) and Morena Baccarin (Firefly) its about Homeland Security in America, that's all I can say, it is such a fucking amazing series. I suggest that everyone go and download it from somewhere. It makes me want to go out and be a criminal investigator etc. if that's not a good enough reason to watch it, Morena Baccarin gets her tits out within the first 11 minutes. Tis was such an amazing turn of events, since I used to fancy the pants off of her when she was in Firefly, and spent countless hours searching the Internet for nudes of her. All continuously unsuccessful. I think that that is everything that has happened to interst me recently. I'll check back tomorrow guys. Bu-Bye.

Jinx 'N' Shit - Lewis

It appears that me saying back from the dead in my last post was just an excuse to jinx the shit out of myself. The day after I posted that, I had my head down the toilet throwing up my guts like crayyyyyzy. It was un-enjoyable to say the least. I have my haunches that it was that Noro-Virus that has been plagueing man-kind as of recent. I'm not normally one to believe in jinx or karma, but this was just a prime example of a time where a 'touch wood'would have come into play. I was deathly I'll for about 3 days. Which in itself wasn't very nice, but it was the fact that I had only just started to feel better from my ball operation, that this motherfucker made me want to die all over again. 3 days later, my poo's started to become solid again... 'for those of you who don't know, the Noro-Virus pretty much makes you throw up whatever liquid you put inside of your body, and shit swamp water ... I started to feel better, thinking, "oh, this is a nice change, Im not miserable anymore..." WRONG. I had one shift at work before coming down with one of the worst colds I've ever fucking had. This is all a new experience to me though, my immune system used to be boss. I was rarely ever I'll... But here I am, sat in bed, with vic's slowly burning away my chest skin. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. I'm at my dads house... That should normall mean that I don't have Internet, therefore unable to write this blog... HA! Naive fool. I GOT MY FUCKING IPAD even better... TODAY, I GOT IT DECKED OUT 3G MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ that should mean regular blogs. Nt that anyone reads them etc, but yeah! I enjoy doing them, so you motherfuckers can just get over it. Trololol. I think that should conclude today's post. Not much has happened to be fair. Apart from the whole iPad-ness. I've just been Ill. I'm working at 8 tomorrow as well. Fuck my life. Have a nice night guys.