Jinx 'N' Shit - Lewis

It appears that me saying back from the dead in my last post was just an excuse to jinx the shit out of myself. The day after I posted that, I had my head down the toilet throwing up my guts like crayyyyyzy. It was un-enjoyable to say the least. I have my haunches that it was that Noro-Virus that has been plagueing man-kind as of recent. I'm not normally one to believe in jinx or karma, but this was just a prime example of a time where a 'touch wood'would have come into play. I was deathly I'll for about 3 days. Which in itself wasn't very nice, but it was the fact that I had only just started to feel better from my ball operation, that this motherfucker made me want to die all over again. 3 days later, my poo's started to become solid again... 'for those of you who don't know, the Noro-Virus pretty much makes you throw up whatever liquid you put inside of your body, and shit swamp water ... I started to feel better, thinking, "oh, this is a nice change, Im not miserable anymore..." WRONG. I had one shift at work before coming down with one of the worst colds I've ever fucking had. This is all a new experience to me though, my immune system used to be boss. I was rarely ever I'll... But here I am, sat in bed, with vic's slowly burning away my chest skin. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. I'm at my dads house... That should normall mean that I don't have Internet, therefore unable to write this blog... HA! Naive fool. I GOT MY FUCKING IPAD even better... TODAY, I GOT IT DECKED OUT 3G MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ that should mean regular blogs. Nt that anyone reads them etc, but yeah! I enjoy doing them, so you motherfuckers can just get over it. Trololol. I think that should conclude today's post. Not much has happened to be fair. Apart from the whole iPad-ness. I've just been Ill. I'm working at 8 tomorrow as well. Fuck my life. Have a nice night guys.