I'm finially starting to get better! I don't know if it has anything to do with getting paid today, or that may just be a bonus, as I can't actually go out and spend any of it because I smell and am still in my Pajama's at 13:43 in the afternoon. I am writing this whilst downloading some stuffs which include, the 3 Blade Films, Don't be a Menace to South Central Whilst Drinking Your Juice In The Hood and the first season of 24. As I have never seen it and heard good things about it. I'm downloading all of these LEGALLY of course!
Anyways, about the last week and a half. There really is nothing to say... Apart from the whole Christmas bananza and some of the Anaesthetic dreams I had, I'll go on to talk about them later in the blog...
I got a few hidden Gems for Christmas. Especially since the only thing I asked for was money, to which I ended up getting enough for an iPad without all of my wage. I'm going on the second to go and pick it up, after college. So If you see me, feel free to mug me and take all the money. Proper can't wait to have it. Seriously. S'gonna be great.
So yeah, basically, the only thing I've been able to do is watch television and eat a really small amount of food, which would have been nice because I've dropped a bit of weight, but not over Christmas! Thats when I'm supposed to cross the line from chubby to morbidly obese. I barely ate any of my Christmas dinner and it made me a lil' upset.
My beverage of the day today is Welch's purple grape juice because it helps you poop.
Actually, on the subject of poop, I got really scared after the op, because I realized that I hadn't actually pooped since Monday, It was Friday when I realised this, It plagued my mind for hours and actually made me worry, as I can sometimes rocket 4 or 5 out in a day. I've never not pooped for that amount of time. But finially, I was blessed on Christmas day, by who-other, that Mr Hankey. He brightened up my day, even though it was like giving birth to a large baby.
What did I get for Christmas you ask?!
I got lotsa games from people, which include, Deus Ex, Duke Nukem, Black Ops, Resistance 3 and Saints Row : The Third. But y'alls know about that already yeah?!
I also recieved quite a few books of interest to me. I got a book on 1930's pin-up as it is what I really like and plan to get a masterpiece of one embedded in my skin soon enough. I also received a book on miniature photography which I love. Then I just got money which was nice.
I'm thirsty, gotta go refresh that Grape Juice yo.
MMM! This juice is fucking delicious. I think people should go out and try dis' shit.
Ahh yes, the part of the blog where I go into the extremely fucked up dreams that I had when I was still bed ridden with dizzy-ness and nausea.
One of the dreams that I had took part in a swamp. It included the other 2 members of this blog. It was in some kind of fantasy game setting, we all had powers and we were all sat around this swamp-like area, then my next door neighbor came round, and because he is a little weirdo, we all ran off, in the swamp however was a small crocodile/alligator (I don't know the difference between them) Maybe the Crocalator liked the wierdo because it started to rape and kill my neighbor. Which was very very strange. We all then emerged from our hiding places and took our seats back around the swamp, which was wierd in its self because I don't fucking want to be raped and ated by dis' Crocalator motherfucka. Sam then proceeded to go upto the Crocalator and started to spin and do backflips on the strange animal as if it was a skateboard.
I then woke up, threw up a little and went back to sleep. It wasn't until the next day that I actually realised what the fuck I had just dreamed about.
Thats about all I have to say today. So yeah, tune back in soon for another Anaesthetic dream story. I can remember them all.
Bye.
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