Get well soon, Lewis' balls. - Sam

Poor Lewis and his balls. Let's all have a moment of silence for big ball paul.
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Right, anyway then. He can't blog so I will. Today is 22nd december. 3 days until christmas. Unless you're a total invalid you probably know that so I won't rant and rave about it like some festive madman.
Whilst Lewis and Oli are wetting themselves over some film soundtrack, I went and looked into some other music. Primus' new-ish (september) album is jizz worthy. It's a primus album, so it's weird, and it feels really wrong to like it, but when it's this good, I don't want to be right. It's like Les' basslines come straight out of the headphones and into my pants. I don't actually have much to say today so I'm just going to bulletpoint shit.

After several months of nagging, Oli's finally got his haircut. Perhaps this'll cheer Lewjizz up when his balls stop being sore.

I just signed up for the planetside 2 beta because the gameplay looks like the original Halo multiplayer, and they were the days, dayy-yam.

I made the stupid mistake of playing FFXIV again last night. I'm sorry oliver, I just wanted to see if it was any better. It kind of is, but I won't pay for it. I did some boss fight, and the music on the boss fight sounds EXACTLY like This is Halloween from Nightmare before Christmas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKv1E-TOqU&feature=related
Skip to 0:34, and I think Tim Burton probably has right to sue. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Wait, no. The facebook picture of Oli's hair doesn't look any different at all. What a spazz.

Today wold be the perfect day for me to do all that homework I have to do over the christmas holidays. Sadly, I've got to play Homefront, and then watch The League, Community, the 3rd season of Breaking Bad and the second series of Idiot Abroad first before I can even Think about doing any work. It's such a hard world I live in. *sigh*

Hollywood is remaking one of my favourite books, American Psycho. This pisses me off. Because the film is barely 10 years old, and doesn't need a remake, because A) The book isn't that popular. There isn't going to be a massive market for this. B) The first film didn't do the book justice. This one will be worse. Hollywood will never show scenes like where he stabs the toddler and shoves it in a bin, or when he turns the hooker into a living cage to keep rats in, or when he makes a prostitute meatloaf. My hat is off to them if they do, but until then, this film will be wank.

Oh snap Homefront is finished installing. I'm cutting this blog short. I'm only playing it because Kim Jong Il is dead, and the story is based on him dying and north korea fucking us all up. Which terrifies me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4
sleep tight.