Friday, friday, gotta get dow- NO.

Sam here. Early finish at college is beautiful. 9:00-10:30, then straight back home for tea, bed, and jeremy kyle. Classy.
"My fiancee had her leg amputated and now she's scared I'll leave her."

Well go right ahead, she's barely going to run after you. It's that silly bints fault for blood clotting her leg with too much heroin.
Shiiiyyttt, they're bringing Graham out. Shit just got real. Haha, Jeremy just referred to Graham as just G. Gangstaaaa.

Today, Ellen mentioned again that she thought I was in my twenties.Why!? How would you think that!? Not sure whether to be flattered I look mature or offended that I look like some weirdo who hangs around with 16-18y/o's. Unbelievable bitch.

In Lewis' blog he told me to stop playing World of Warcraft. However, I've been clean for 6 months now, so go finger yourself. And there are no known framerate issues on the xbox. Other than that, I found Lewis' blog generally agreeable and appetizing, so I don't have anything to say to it for once. Yum yum.

Oli's on the other hand. Where do I begin. A whole Jamie Oliver Tv Channel? TAKE ALL MY MONEY. FUND IT.
Jamie as an Xfactor judge? DO IT. He probably knows more about music than Tulisa, and even his spitty lispy fat tongued speech has to be less annoying than Kelly Rowlands "DAAYUM GURRRRLLLL *incomprehensible ghetto praise*" NO. YOU ARE NOT IN THE HOOD. WE ARE NOT YOUR HOMEGIRLS.
And I agree that people should stop posting about these things online as they happen. If I was interested in watching it, I would.
I do, by the way. One of my more normal guilty pleasures. But still, nobody else wants to see that shit. If you post about it, you need to get off the internet right about now.

Last but not least, to cover the gayming shit, @ Oliviéh;
"Besides, you cant deny that the UI was so totally built around consoles so suck it and go crai that bethesda no longer 'lav yow PC long teim."
Wrong, nancy-man. PC has earlier release priority on patches, updates and expansions unless someone else makes a moneyhz bid for it similiar to COD's map pack event and the simplified menu's are a result of complaints about Oblivion's menu functionality on the consoles. Skyrim's menus are to ease cross compatibilty, and whilst they're not PC optimised for obvious reasons, I have realised that they are a lot quicker on PC due to clicking.

Oh, and the game itself actually does run faster on PC, thanks to a more accessible and generally larger memory pool. So go climb a wall of dicks and sort your spelling out, you fuckmook.