Might as well EH?! - Lewis

As the name suggests, YES! I MAY AS FUCKING WELL!
Yeah, why not post a 3rd blog of the day? Its just going to be me getting a massive erection over iPads and stuff.
I have just bought Season 4 of True Blood and it is currently downloading, that will look beautiful in Hi-Def on MY NEW FUCKING IPAD. Seriously, I can't wait until like the 30th of this month, I'll be iPadding it up yo.
So... This post will more or less be what I have done today, what I will be doing tomorrow, and how much I would totally destroy Anna Paquin.
For those of you who don't know, Anna Paguin happens to play Sookie Stackhouse in the popular TV show; True Blood. Also- all of you non-vampire loving faggots out there, she was also Rogue in X-Men I believe. I'm not sure, maybe I should look stuff up before I go spouting off at the mouth... LOLJK THATS NOT ME! I'M IRRATIONAL AND TALK WITHOUT THINKING! THATS WHY EVERYONE HATES ME!

Yes. Sookie. Ms. Stackhouse. PHWOAR. She is a beauty. She may possible be in my Top 10. Whats that you ask? You want to hear my Top 10?! Well, it'd be rude to not write it now wouldn't it.

1. Summer Glau (Terminator Chronicals, Firefly, Serenity)
2. Mila Kunis (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Black Swan, Family Guy)
3.Alyson Hannigan (Buffy, How I Met Your Mother, American Pie)
4. Olivia Wilde (Tron:Legacy, In Time, Cowboys Vs. Aliens)
5. Hayley Williams (Paramore)
6. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld, Underworld : Evolution, Pearl Harbour)
7. Emily Browning (Sucker Punch)
8. Natalie Portman (Star Wars, Black Swan, V For Vendetta)
9. Anna Paquin (X-Men, True Blood)
... I wished I hadn't decided to do 10, I'm really running out of steam here... I've probably forgotten one of them.
OH!
10. Coral Rooney (My Imagination)
That should be enough now. In my opinion, I think that those are the top 10 (9) best looking female celebrities in media today.
I quite enjoyed that list thing. I may even make it a re-occurring 'segment' in the blog. Maybe I could encourage some reader interaction and get them to decide what list I should do.
ZOMG.
Only like 11 more views until we get to 1,000. Looking at; the time we've been blogging, The quality of our blog and the whole 'OLI CAN'T FUCKING SPELL' aspect of the whole thing, I really don't think that that is a particularly amazing thing to achieve. BUT IT STILL MAKES ME TINGLY. Not like that, just loved.
I like to be loved, I'm like that right scabby neighborhood cat that everyone throws at vans, but really only wants to be loved, and not kicked for being sick in someones shoes.

Wow. That went off on a bit of a tangent didn't it?

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I've decided to do a little scientific experiment, I've decided that I'm going to limit myself to 4 hours of sleep a night for a week to see if it really is true what they say, 'you feel better on 4 hours of sleep than if you were to sleep for 8' I'm not sure if this is going to work, but one thing's for sure, a lot of artificial energy may be needed. I hope everyone doesn't hate me for being a mardy cunt, Its just I hear this all the time and I really want to see if its actually true or not...

I have IT tomorrow, I actually enjoy it, I sit with Brad, he is lol.

The lecturer also reminds me a lot of a particular Science teacher that I had back in the days before College. The days of Wisewood Comprehensive and Community Sports College. Wow, that was a real shit hole. Serious. The corridors were literally sinking into the ground, it was so dirty, that one of the first days I started there, back when I was just 11, we licked one of those green turtle sweets and jumped and stuck it too the ceiling. That turtle remained there longer that some students in my class. It was very dusty, and there was talk of someone eating it on the last day, that however, did not come about. Which made me a little sad, I can just imagine old Bernie, stuck there, cold, lonely. I feel sorry for Bernie, I might break in and take him back, put him in a little glass pendant and wear him around my neck forever more...

Wow, again with the tangents. I need to stop this. I'm going to be such a mardy bastard all of this week. I apologize in advance. Just thought I'd warn you.
Meanwhile, heres a picture that made me cry with laughter earlier

. I don't know why, This just gets me every time. I think its because its how I imagine mine and Sams imaginary Skype conversations to look like. Thats weird isn't it?

Anyways. I best get back to not sleeping.
Have a nice day guys.

Tatty.