Thursday.

Sam here. I'm not at college today. I'm not at college today for reasons I'm not going to go into here with you fucking milk-drinkers. But it does partly involve the insides of my head looking and feeling like mashed potato.
So I'm going to blog my balls right off.
Right now I'm watching Judge Judy because Jeremy Kyle doesn't come on for another ten minutes. There's a woman suing her own neice for some spare furniture that she sold her ten years ago, but wants it back and there's medical marijuana involved somewhere. They only go on Judge Judy because this shit would be laughed out of a real court. So instead they put it on telly, so everyone else at home can laugh it out of a pretend court.

Jezza's on. I seriously regard it as one of the best things on television, in a deeply intellectual way you can't possibly understand or it'd rupture your body into hundreds of pieces. A social study of the sludgy bottom of the gene pool. As a child I once fell into a duck pond, and my feet sunk into a foot of pure duck shit. That's Jeremy Kyle.

There's an average looking woman who's saying that her normal looking (by Jeremy Kyle standards) boyfriend had sex with her sister. Her sister has the tiniest eyes I have ever seen. This bitch looks like Woll Smoth. And she only has her two front teeth. Proper beever style. Classy.
The only evidence that the woman has that her boyfriend has cheated, is that he smelt of sex.
Considering how feral everyone on this show looks, I really wouldn't be surprised if their strongest sense is actually scent.

Back to the smelling of sex thing, this poor bloke's defending himself.
"Ye, but, am reyt clean, always clean mah bits n pieces n' dat."
Well done. No, really. Congratulations. You just made my breakfast leave my mouth and you're nowhere near me.

And because it seems pretty standard to include some gaming news in our blogs, everyone normal can tune out now:
When your Skyrim save file reaches 10mb+ on the PS3, the game drops to 1-8 fps. Todd Howard of Bethesda softworks has begun to admit this problem, but still won't come clean that it has existed since oblivion, and throughout fallout 3 & NV. Hahaha console player casuals. You have fun with that now Oliver.

And it was recently revealed that Bioware have spent $135 million on the Star Wars online game, which makes it possibly the most expensive game ever made.
And everyone I know who's played the beta,
says it's shit.

Now I'm going off to watch Parks & Recreation and procrastinate. Cool.
Tatty Bye.