Rargelflarg. -Lewis

What is Rarelflarg you ask? I don't know. It's just a noise I make when I don't know what to call blogs apparently.
Sorry for the lack of posts, I have no means of doing so over the weekend, as my father doesn't have internet and my Wankberry just won't let me post. SO YOU'LL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT. Cunts.
The next two weeks may be the most eventful of my life? I've got my operation on Wednesday, Christmas on Sunday, going to Loughborough on the Wednesday, getting paid/buying my iPad on the Friday and then its New Years Eve on the Saturday. PRETTY FUCKING HECTIC IF YOU ASK ME!

Nothing new has happened this weekend. I pretty much worked, slept and ate. I pooped a few times. One of which reminded me of the river in Charlie and the Chocolate factory... You know what, I really need to stop writing about my Bowel movements, because someone I really like reads this and I don't think it's doing much for my chances.
I think its time to stop writing about my shitz in detail, I think they have run their course.

Tonight Me, My sister, James (Her manchild of a boyfriend) and Big Tall Miserable George are going to get a Domino's and watch a film called Deaden. Possibly the best film known to man. Its about this Drug addict who's addicted to painkillers' wife and kids getting raped and murdered (lol) in front of him. Then the gangsters (or Rapsters, as George refers to them as) shoot him in the head with a Crossbow. NOW, you'd have thought that that would have been the end of the film... NO! YOU, MY FRIENDS, ARE WRONG! HE SURVIVES BECAUSE HE IS ADDICTED TO FUCKING PAIN KILLERS! He then goes to his brothers 'Gun and Motorbike shop/cocaine dealership, Loads up on guns and goes to town on these Rapsters that have killed his family and such.
The acting in this film is really something else. You know when you're watching porn, and they do that shitty little 'acting' piece at the beginning where some kind of printer has broken or some shit like that, and they then go on to Do It. We're looking at that quality of acting people.
Truly. Fucking. Awful.
This film scored a staggering 3.9 on iMDB, my go too for all of my movie needs, thats just 0.5 worse than the new Twilight film... That really shows how bad this film is...
We discovered it late one night on one of our weekly Blockbuster experiences, we watched it through in complete awe of how bad it was, took the disc out of the player, placed it on the floor, stood on it, and proceeded to spin round and round to completely fucking destroy the shit out of it, we then took it back to Blockbuster and demanded our money back, after weeks and weeks of continuously mocking this film, I decided to buy it from amazon, for a shocking 1.99, so we could watch it again before Christmas, we normally watch something like A Muppets Christmas Carol or Elf, but we thought we would all snuggle up and watch this film. I can't stress how much everyone needs to see this film. ITS FUCKING AMAZING.

On the other hand, Is it incredibly fucking pathetic that I've already made a list for the apps I want to buy and Download for my iPad? I really think it is...

Oh well. I can't wait. ITS GONNA BE MENTAAAAAAAAL.

I'm going to go and play Skyrim for a bit before we get pizza and watch John Fallon act his tits off.
But before that I'm gonna go soap myself up as I haven't showered today (ew)

BYE.

I might even grace you all with another blog before I go to sleep. SO STAY TUNED!