Good day all!
I've not posted in bare time, so thought i'd take a time out to blog about recent shenanigans. As you may be aware (if you live in sheffield or various other parts of england) it snowed yesterday. As usual, everyone and their pet dolphin posted about it on the facebook, as per. But while they were all making snow men, me and a few friends of mine decided to walk home from town at around 11 o'clock, get high and take a very eventful trip to tesco! I can not stress how fun this was..... We decided to buy everthing that was out of place in the shop.... So ended up coming to the till with a pepper, silly string, jafa cakes, corriander and 24 eggs among other things. I cant imagine what total full on retards we looked. After half an hour of egging daniel radcliffes moon face we decided to then egg meca bingo... As you do....infact, I hope there was some lonely old fagget playing bingo that we scared the living daylights out of. Because im a horrid boy, and was analy abused by my father as a child
Anyway! Must be off! Got to go sculpt some next level snow penis in my garden with vains and the like.... Tatty bye!
You sir, are a cunt.
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