This blog actually has nothing to do with the rupture of anus' but it caught your attention and i quite like the word 'rupture' ..... Mmmm.... Ruptureee.... RUP. TURE.
I am sat in my house having just eaten noodles on bagels. Meal of champions.
And now im letting it settle by watching a jml advert for 'shower feet'
Only £9.99 from asda, a small price to pay for the joy of having beautifuly smooth feet. My mums partner has also unblocked the internet forever now so i've spent the last 24 hours masterbating, continuously. I garentee
I'll have wankers cramp by sunday, the deadliest of all british illness'. And now plannets funniest animals is on and i am way more exited than i should be by a fox jumping on a trampoline o.o i think i need to sleep. And a cuppa' in my stolen starbucks mug (Y) thankyou amy, forever setting an example for your brother.
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